Rotten Cats are Good for Some Things

September 20, 2012 Off By Lisa

Hours of entertainment, for starters.

This week in particular, the Rotten Cats have been jumpy.  I have no idea why.  But every one of them has been startled to the point of either:

  • the huge puffy tail effect,
  • the levitate with all four feet off the floor at the same time effect, or
  • the stop dead in your tracks because you got surprised by something in your way while playing Running Cats effect.

Sadly, no photo evidence is available.  It all happens too quickly and then it’s gone.

It’s been quite some time since I dedicated an entire post to the Three Rotten Cats.

They aren’t terribly exciting lately.  Particularly nervous and funny, yes.  But exciting?  No.

But I will say this about the Rotten Cats.  They have become so unbelievably part of this family.  They always have been, but somehow in the last few weeks they seem….closer to all of us.  Weird?  Perhaps.  I guess what I’m trying to put into words is that they seem to have attached themselves even more to the people in the house, but also to the routine of the house.  They just go with us.

Maybe they sense the stress we are all experiencing and that is putting them on edge.

Maybe they want something.  Food, probably.  Or a butt scratch.  Or a head rub.  Or fresh cold water.

Whatever it is, I’ll take it.  They are part of what makes this house the home that it is – black tufts of fur on the carpet and all.  And when the days are particularly stressful, it’s pretty nice to get a Rotten Cat head butt.  A Rotten Cat on cold toes is a very happy thing.  On a really lucky day, one on each foot is fantastic – kind of like living slippers.  (OK, that’s weird.) Cats that mew back at Kidzilla when she says goodnight to them are pretty adorable, too.  And if it weren’t for the one mewing at me that it’s bedtime (same time every night like clockwork), I would probably stay up entirely too late.

But please don’t tell the Rotten Cats that I said nice things about them.  It will really tarnish my reputation as a cat hater reluctant cat owner.